Live auction — 7 of 10 spots taken · …
Your brand, on my shirt.
I'm pitching VCs across San Francisco this September — your logo comes to every meeting.
Tap any spot to place a bid.
How it works
- 1
Pick your spot and size
Ten zones in four print sizes, priced by size and visibility.
- 2
Win the bid
The top bid when the auction closes wins. You pay a 20% deposit when you bid — refunded in full if you don’t win — and the rest is charged automatically at close.
- 3
Your logo rides along
I print your logo on the shirt and wear it to every VC meeting in San Francisco this September. Photos posted along the way — your brand is visible online and IRL.
The shirt & the trip
The shirt
- · Heavyweight white cotton tee — the one surface every VC will see
- · Professionally printed, every logo placed exactly where you bid
- · I check every logo by hand before it goes on the shirt
- · One shirt, one run. When the auction ends, the print is final
The trip
- · San Francisco, September 2026
- · Back-to-back VC pitches for AgentBank — demo days, meetings, coffees
- · The shirt is on for every single one
- · Photos and updates posted on X the whole trip
… · 7 of 10 spots taken
The auction, live.
Every spot shows its current top bid.
Spots from $20 — priced by size and visibility, up to $55 for the premium center chest.
| Spot | Size | Held by | Current bid | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2Center chest — the headliner | P12 × 12 cm |  | $55 0 bids | |
| 1Upper left — over the heart | L10 × 6 cm |  | $40 0 bids | |
| 3Upper right banner | L10 × 6 cm |  | $40 0 bids | |
| 5Mid center — under the headliner | M8 × 5 cm |  | $40 0 bids | |
| 4Mid left | M8 × 5 cm |  AgentBank | $30 1 bid | |
| 7Bottom far left | S6 × 4 cm |  | $20 0 bids | |
| 10Bottom far right | S6 × 4 cm |  | $20 0 bids | |
| 6Mid right | M8 × 5 cm | — | from $30 0 bids | |
| 8Bottom left | S6 × 4 cm | — | from $25 0 bids | |
| 9Bottom right | S6 × 4 cm | — | from $25 0 bids |
Questions & Answers
Is this real?+
Completely. The auction is live, the deposits are real (Stripe), and the shirt gets printed with the winning logos the week the auction closes. Then it goes to San Francisco.
Why this shirt?+
Because I'll be wearing it in front of the exact audience most brands pay to reach: VCs, founders and operators, all September, all over SF. A shirt in the room beats a banner on the internet.
What do I actually get?+
Your logo printed on the shirt in the spot you won, worn to every meeting of the trip, plus the photos and posts that come out of it. You also get the final-look shot for your own marketing.
How does payment work?+
Through Stripe. You pay a 20% deposit when you bid. If someone outbids you, it's refunded in full, automatically. If you win, the remaining 80% is charged to the same card when the auction closes.
What if someone outbids me?+
You get an email right away and your deposit comes straight back. Bid again if you want the spot — the auction runs until September 7.
Can any brand join?+
Almost. Keep it family-friendly — I check every logo by hand before it goes on the shirt, and I'll refund anything I can't wear into a pitch meeting.
Why not just buy a shirt yourself?+
I could. But a blank shirt doesn't fund the trip — and your logo doesn't get a seat in rooms it can't usually enter. This way we both win.
Can I do this with my own shirt?+
Sure — the idea is begging to be copied. Credit is appreciated, competition is welcome.